Poem for Confessions - Alister

When she sees me, she calls me a prick
And laughs at the size of my teeny dick
Which she insists she would never ever lick

Miss Violet, she's the meanest
Always mocking my three-inch penis

I disappoint with my sad little winkie
It's barely the size of my right-hand pinkie
It stays as hard as a pink plastic slinkie

So, there's little love lost between us
I can't do much with my three-inch penis

And though I long to be a filthy whore
I can't do it without having a little more
But before I could head to the penis store

She told her friends, "You have to see this!"
And made me whip out my three-inch penis