I AM By Lady Brez and Lady Hanna

I AM

by Brez Landar

TO BE READ BY HANNA

i am a QUEEN

yes, i am YOUR queen

I am the northstar without which you are lost

I am your mother and father - I give you life

I am the one you come to for advice an guidance

I am the wisdom in your life

I'm a Bitch I'm a Lover

I'm a child I'm a Mother

I'm a sinner I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I totally wrote that part, girlfriend, don't you look at me like that

I am really really important

and busy too

right now I hardly have time to write this

I have vital correspondence waiting

I have a very high ARC

you are lucky to be able to see me at all really

i have really intimidating furniture

i have really intimidating furniture

oh, yes, my dear, intimidating furniture

and poseballs that make you come before you even right click and sit

oh and my voice - did I mention my voice?

you are getting very sleepy - see??

I am the fanciest cheese you will ever eat, on the rarest cheeseboard

with the best side of jellied quince

I am so very hot that to look at me is to become a melted cheese sandwhich

or "melt"

I am all that

Yes I am

And a side of really pulpy orange juice

let's talk about shoes

i can't help it, we have to take a break to talk about shoes

exquisite italian shoes

comfort, fashion and superior craftsmanship

multiple widths

standard medium/wide widths

a generous toe box area to automatically accommodate a slightly larger forepart of the foot

a moisture-managing insole

i love shoes

you will love shoes

together we will love shoes

our love wlil be blinding

speaking of blinding

If you become blind while looking at me

seek medical attention ASAP

but also, be not afraid

for I will lead you around

with my tremendous powers of dextrousness

and leash tugging

which avoids most of the furniture

most of the furniture

oh, yes, my dear, most of the furniture

uhuh

oh yes i will

for I am

i am your queen