Mary's Lamb by Doc

Professor Roberts droned on, lecturing about – a nursery rhyme!  Specifically, “Mary Had a Little Lamb”.  Janice listened but didn’t take notes….Her thought was “English is boring!”

“The Redstone School (built in 1798 and located in Sudbury, Massachusetts), is believed to be the school house mentioned in the rhyme.  The song was inspired Mary Sawyer. In the town center of Mary's home in Sterling, Massachusetts there now stands a statue of Mary's lamb…..”

Mary opened her laptop as the old man went on, now reciting the variations of that song gone viral -- translating them back into English from the (truncated and distorted) variations.  She thought of Professor Roberts following her home FROM school one day (which was against the rules) to teach *him* a few things.  She grinned.

On the laptop she searched and found ….

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
Now Mary found the price of meat too high
Which really didn't please her.
Tonight she is having the leg of lamb,
The rest is in the freezer.  

She sweetly smiled up at him, slightly tilting her head.  He noticed her.  She could tell.  She dreamed of leg of lamb.  And then her mind wandered.  “Hmmmmm,” she thought.  “I bet I could….”.

She looked back at her laptop, and almost laughed at loud at the next variation she found….

Mary had a little watch,
She kept it in her garter.
And when the boys asked her the time,
She knew what they were after.

Janice unbuttoned the top button of her blouse as if she were hot.  Actually, she was feeling a bit warm.  She hoped Professor Roberts was, too.  His eyes were on her; that was a start. She turned back to the laptop…

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in her yard.
Every time she took her panties off
Its woolly dick got hard.

Janice looked down at Professor Roberts’ crotch.  She grinned even harder.

She wasn't surprised that he asked her to stay after class.  She wasn't surprised either when he said, “I got the impression you didn’t think my lecture was very interesting, Janice.”  She wasn't surprised either when she invited him to her apartment, either (though it was against the rules) and he accepted her invitation.

Soon Janice had her own ‘little lamb’ that followed her FROM school each day.  She rather enjoyed the fact that “everywhere that Janice went her lamb was sure to go.”  Or stay.  Or whatever else she told it to do.

Janice got an “A” for that course.  She rather liked having him cook for her at home, too.  She made him bake roast lamb.  He never caught on.