"Jack's Rap: The Dish and the Spoon" (Trials Punishment)

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat did a piddle,
Right in the middle of the dish,

It did so spoil,
The cod liver oil,
Which looked ever so swish,

Then along came the spoon,
From out the monsoon,
To clean poor dish in the sink,

Rub a dub dub he did scrub,
The dish clean of grub,
That the spoon did start to glow pink

And so you can see,
How it came to be,
That the dish did run away with the spoon.