Confessions Limericks by Bebop

There once was a Lady named Wycked
Whose shows would sell out all the tickets
She'd tease and torment
All the boys to the edge
But too far and they'd have to lick it

There once was a Liaison named Heather
Even tempered and light as a feather
The new subs she'd greet
Get them off their feet
And ogle the ladies in leather!

There once was a Lady named Sarrian
The type all the guys dream of marryin'
But when she goes shopping
The guys are all hopping
For her bags they'll end up carryin'

There once was a sub named Tyson
Who often has odd avatars on
He'll dig his own grave
More foolish than brave
He'll stay out of trouble with a gag on

There once was a Lady named Lisa
If you're super lucky she'll meet ya
But you'd better have class
Don't be a cheap ass
And take her for more than a pizza

There once was a sub named Dark
Who's always good fun, a real lark
He reads at confessions
About his obsessions
He'd like to be a kidnappers mark

There once was a lady named Summer
From whom naughty subs did a runner
She'd herd them to boot-camp
To trample and stamp
Twice as hard if they're a bad punner

There once was a sub named Kevin
Exclaimation marks he is lovin'
They show up in the chat
From sunday to sat
He just loves this here life he is livin'!!!!!!!!!!!

There once was a Lady named Joie
Always dressed classy, not showy
But if you get her mad
She'll say "tap tap tap"
And a bruise you will have, blue and glowy

There once was a sub named Axelle
And at defense in trials she excels
Though rarely she's sober
By the time court is over
They're all guilty by Her Judgery's gavel

There once was a Lady named Eva
Who causes the boys to have Fever
She arrests all the subs
Until the jail's full up
You could say she's a real eager beaver!