LImericks by Bebop!

There once was a sub named
Kornet
Whom many of you I'm sure
have met
His accent's exotic
Finds horses erotic
And will hurt himself on voice,
you can bet


There once was a Lady named
Nej
From New York, or so she'll
allege
At events she'll show
With Patrick in tow
And if she gets bored she might
make him edge


There once was a Lady named
Crissy
Who rarely gets grumpy or
pissy
For her, subs all kneel
And are brought to heel
Or risk ending up as a si


There once was a lady named
Fallen
Upon whom all her friends
could count on
Since she collared dark
We've heard him remark
"Though I love her, I wish she'd
lube her Strap-on"


There once was a lady named
Persephone
Who hosts trials and punishes
Felonies
A teacher, quite strict
And hard to predict
Bad behaviour you'll find she
can remedy


There once was a lady named
Gabrielle
For whom many boys and girls
fell
Her weekly mingle
Gives us all a tingle
But mock her accent and you'll
be in hell