Juliet and Juliet By Anonymous

Juliet and juliet

Our tale begins in Verona

Verona, West Virginia

Home of creeks and hills

Mountain folk and pretty girls

Site of many a proud and stubborn clan

Hatfields and McCoys only the most renowned

Though even further between the ridges

Reside the Kapulets and Monteeges

These families have been fighting

Since before the civil war

So long has their grudge been standing

Neither remembers what they’re fighting for

Ne’er the less the battle simmers

Tempers fly and bullets follow

For in the country of a summer

Heat and humidity make one dumber

Amidst this strife and dangerous toil

Float a flower of womanly splendor

One Juliet Kapulet

With beauty no artist could rightly render.

While just across the neighbor hill

In a shack of splendorous size

Resides one juliet Monteege, small j

Daughter of the rival guys

They’ve never met…though seems unlikely

As if in foreign lands they live

Til one warm eve as chance would have it

Their brothers clashed, black eyes to give

The girls from opposite sides did lean

From bushes hidden to watch the scene

Of strength and bravado put to test

To find which family fought the best

Both were finally doomed to fail

For neither side did prevail

Bloody lips and blackened eyes

Were the only things seen by our spies

Battle over, the boys did flee

Off to nurse their miseries

Though the girls did linger with senses keen

To ponder the violence that they’d seen

At last in time, one moved to leave

And other saw the bushes heave

She called out, “Who goes there”

With brave shout thru heated air

Our Juliet though she could not see

Strode out to face uncertainty

And met mid way her family foe

Stood face to face, toe to toe

Without a word each knew the score

One was good, the other whore

The only thing left to discover

Which would leave this shaded cover

The battle began with ringing slaps

Then some shouting and hair pulling bits

Tripped or pushed to the ground perhaps

They rolled around rubbing....uh.... tits

New to actual combat stress

They both began to struggle less

Found themselves touching softer parts

Discovering they both had beating hearts

Looked deep in each others eyes

As their growls turned to sweeter cries

I’ll not go on…as you can guess

They soon found their anger less

In fact they found a common theme

Each the other it would seem

Had long harbored a different dream

One of love, with a similar team

In fact as it went on

juliet of Monteege Kin

found as things progressed

an affinity for BDSM

Juliet had risen to the challenge

taken complete control

Spanked small j’s bottom soundly

And claimed her smitten soul

From this day on, they were known

As lovers…and something more

For Monteeges all had to admit

juliet was a Kapulet’s whore

Their family’s continued to live apart

But gave up their futile feud

Ne’er again to start

For Juliet had made known, small j had claimed her heart!