The following song (sung to the melody of "i touch myself" by the Divinyls) was sung by Robb and Alexith to apologise to their Mistress, Zarita Shan, for poor chat etiquette. Robb and Dave dressed as ducks, and danced before all Ladies present, while singing the following song.
I don't touch myself
ROB
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I've let you down
I want you to forgive me
I spank myself
I beg you to plug me
I forget my place
I want you to remind me
ALEX
I don't want anybody else
When I hear you tell me
I can't touch myself
I don’t want to cum for anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no (moaning as said)
ROB
You're the one who makes me start edging
You’re the one that makes my red ass shine
Please let me cum, i start my hedging
“I’ll count to ten now, Mine”
ALEX
I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you didn’t forgive me
An idiot boy could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you
ROB
I don't want anybody else
When I hear you tell me
I can't touch myself
I don’t want to cum for anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no (moaning as said)
ALEX
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I've let you down
I want you to forgive me
I spank myself
I beg you to plug me
I forget my place
I want you to remind me
ROB
I don't want anybody else
When I hear you tell me
I can't touch myself
I don’t want to cum for anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no (moaning as said)
(whispered)I want you - Alex
I don't want anybody else - Rob
And when I think about you - Alex
I touch myself - Rob
Ooooo, OoOOOOooo, Oooooo OOOOOOOOOO, ahhhhhhhh (loud) - Alex
ALEX
I don't want anybody else
When I hear you tell me
I can't touch myself
I don’t want anybody else
When I hear you tell me
BOTH
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I honestly do…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I honestly do…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
I touch myself…
Sunday, November 7, 2010
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Hysterical...a total highlight!
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