Limericks by Bebop

There once was a Mall by the Courtyard But it lagged the sim out very hard But if shopping you seek No need to feel bleak There's still shops at Fetish and a TP's not hard There's a regular event called a Munch A great way to get to know the bunch There's Questions and Comments In the C and Q Format But you'll have to provide your own lunch! In the courtyard are Oreo Cookies Which received from Bebop some Nookie They're coated in slime Which is easy to Rhyme But they often get eaten by Rookies. At Dominion we often have Confessions To take our minds off the Recession So write, read or listen But don't you be missin' If you do you'll soon learn your lesson There's an event here called Speed Mingling And it gives many a member a tingling So pick Orange or Green Or perhaps in-between And about everyone else you'll be learning Once a fortnight there's an Auction Bring your wallets and spend a portion On subs eager to please You'll be bidding with ease Then drag them back home for some action!