Once upon a time in a land far away there lived a man called Jethro-a simple man living in a simple place called Dorkville.The Dorkvillians were renowned for being a bit slow ,but they were mainly contented,especially the men who would spend their days lounging around in pubs drinking,while the women were out in the fields labouring hard to grow their crops and look after their animals.Occasionally a man would get up off his barstool,stagger outside to the edge of the fields and start shouting at the women to work harder.The women,well used to this ,would say something like "Yes Sir" or "Yes Master" and get back to work,knowing it would soon be dusk when they could go home and cook supper for the men,do the dishes and general cleaning and then lie down exhausted in their beds until 4 am when they would have to get up and do it all over again(7 days a week).
Jethro was content with this life although he did want to travel and see the world a bit,also he was looking for a girlfriend,most of the girls in Dorkville he was related too and you wouldn't really call any of them pretty maids.
One evening he was drinking with his mate, leching at the barmaids, when a stranger came in.Turned out the stranger's name was Tapmargarine Stovespoon although he was known as Tap to his friends. Jethro and his mate chatted to Tap,asking him about his life.Turned out Tap lived in a place called Dominion,about a weeks journey away.Tap told them it was a really beautiful place ,especially the women, who were renowned throughout the land for their beauty, except in Dorkville,which didn't get much news from the outside world. On hearing this Jethro's eyes lit up-"and do the women do all the work there Tap.like they do here?"
"They sure do Jethro" says Tap"they really look after you,treat you like a King".
A few days later Jethro packed a bag and set off after saying goodbye to the men and reminding the women to work hard in the fields as harvest time was coming up.
He travelled by foot for several days,staying in little places until finally he reached the gates of the Dominion.It was dark when he got there ,getting cold and starting to rain.Jethro knocked impatiently on the door. Finally he heard footsteps approaching,the door opened and there stood a woman,a beautiful woman it must be said dressed in a purple velvet dress and holding a lamp.
"gord you took ages to open the door"said Jethro as he leered at her.
She smiled at him "you must be tired" she said.
"I am ,and hungry too-got anything to eat?"
She led him to a small refectory on one side of a courtyard,he was seated and brought wine and a sumptous and hearty supper by another real beauty,couldn't take his eyes off her as he ate noisily.
"A bloke called Tap told me about this place,he told me it was good ere"
Jethro felt much better now after food and drink and was reassured that all about the place appeared to be how Tap had described it.
"Oh Tap "she said "yes we look after him" she smiled, "and we'll look after you just as well"
Jethro was now tired after his journey and wanted to sleep "Show me mee bed luv" he said to her.
He followed her across the courtyard into the main castle building ,it was very dark but out of the shadows he thought he saw someone walking across the courtyard dragging a crawling figure behind them on a leash "blimey-they treat their women even worse ere than in Dorkville" he thought.
They went up the stairs of the impressive castle building and she showed him his room for the night.
"Um this is nice" he said ,"lovely double bed-care to join me wench -lol"
She showed him his bathroom ,told him at what time breakfast was served and went to get him an extra pillow he asked for.When she came back he had passed out on the bed,oblivious to every sight and sound,including the sound of her locking his door as she left.
Next morning he woke late.feeling refreshed,after splashing a bit of water on his face and having a pee,he got dressed and prepared to go out to get one of those lovely wenches to serve him his breakfast.
He struggled with the doorknob,trying to force it but it was very solid "Oi-let me out" he yelled but noone came.Frustrated he sat down on the bed and thought what to do-this took some time as Jethro never thought about anything quickly. Eventually he decided to get up and take a look out the window-he did a double take ,not believing his eyes as what he saw shocked him to the core of his simple being.
The window looked down on the courtyard and even though he was high up on the top floor he could clearly make out what was going on down there.There was a circular seating area where women were sitting,a few women where standing and then kneeling on the floor were a load of men,plus a few girls. He saw one women just arriving and she had this guy on a lead-she took a seat and he took a place on the floor before her-he then knelt right down and kissed her feet.
"WTF is this place?" thought Jethro"i gotta get outta here fast". He tried the door again,desperately but to no avail-he started to sweat.
He was sitting on the bed when he heard footsteps approaching,the door opened and in walked the maid who had served his supper along with three other women.These three were dressed in what looked like police uniforms,black latex pants and jacket,white shirts and ankle boots.Around their waists they wore belts attached to which were a nightstick and a coiled whip.They were all staggeringly beautiful.
"This is him Miss" said the maid who by now had adopted a kneeling position.
One of the women,the one who appeared to be in charge walked over and stood above Jethro,sitting on the bed.
"On your knees boy-now!"
"What?" said Jethro.
She beckoned to the two other women who came over and quickly put cuffs on his wrists and ankles and fitted a collar around his neck.His arms were bound behind his back and he was pushed to the ground by the guardesses.
The head guard,who was tall and blond spoke-"Simone here has been telling us how you turned up here late last night,acted like you owned the place,demanded food and drink and acted in a rude and obnoxious manner to her and Katy-what do you have to say for yourself boy?"
Jethro had completely forgotten how he had acted the previous night,didn't feel he'd behaved in anything other than a normal way for him-"I didn't do anything wrong he said,just asked for some food and a bed for the night"
"That's Miss boy-when you speak to a Lady you address her as Miss" she said as she grabbed his leash and forced his head to the floor.The other guardesses removed his shirt and one of them lashed him severely on his back six times.
Jethro cried out in pain"aaarrgghh".
"Quiet boy!" the head guard shouted "you are in some serious trouble here,the more you whine the worse it will be for you"
Jethro ,whose face was still pinned against the floor, realized he was in trouble here and said nothing while he tried to collect his thoughts. Finally he said "can i go home now ?"
She laughed and ordered the guardess to lash his back another six times, "You're not going anywhere except for our dungeon where you will stay until we decide what punishment you will receive,and that is "Miss" boy when you speak to me,and all the other Ladies",she gestured to the guard who gave him another six lashes,harder this time.
"Y-yes Miss" said Jethro who was beginning to get the picture,difficult though it was for him.
"Take him down to the dungeon" she said and the two guardesses dragged him on his leash down the stairs to the basement where the dungeon lay. After stripping his remaining clothing they put him in a cell and locked the door,pausing only to laugh at him as they left.
Jethro lay on the uncomfortable steel framed bed and stared at the ceiling.How he wished he was back in Dorkville where life was easy and everything was done for him.
After a while he heard footsteps coming down the stairs,he looked at the figure approaching him through the darkness.
"Hi Jethro" said Tap "how are you doing mate?"
"You b******,you told me this place was like Dorkville,everything the same except the women were beautiful here,well that is the only thing you told me that is true you liar!"
"Sorry mate" said Tap " I tricked you I know "but the thing is,Dorkville and places like that-their days are numbered. Things haven't changed in those places for centuries. The times they are -a -changin ,as they say"
"You see Jethro" he continued,"times change,there are only a few places like Dorkville left now,and in the future there will be none."
"What do you mean?" Jethro asked,"Dorkville is going to become like it is here?"
Tap nodded, "even now Jethro it's happening,the women of Dorkville are in contact with the Ladies here and soon they will be in charge in Dorkville. One night when the Dorkville men are all asleep,intoxicated as usual ,an army of Dominion subs(led by a Mistress) will turn up and capture the men who will be brought here for retraining,just like you are about to be retrained.The women will take control and an army of Dominion subs will help them rebuild Dorkville to be a female friendly place".
"What?" said Jethro,by now completely confused.
"All i say is true Jethro,it will happen in about 2 months time by which time hopefully you will be trained and can return to Dorkville to help with the rebuilding"
"What sort of rebuilding ?" asked Jethro."I mean Dorkville has all it needs,plenty of pubs,that's all you need really.I mean there is a blacksmiths, a hardware store,a general provisions store". Jethro smiles to himself as he thinks of his cousin Rosie,who is the blacksmith,such big muscly arms she has.
"Apart from that there's a builders,run by Susan and her gang of girls and a couple of milkmaids,that's all we need in Dorkville"
"Well it's all going to change Jethro,the pubs will all go to be replaced by winebars and bistros, a new shopping mall is being developed full of nice little cafes,handbag shops,fashion shops and shoe shops where the Ladies of Dorkville can relax while the men go out to work the land all day."
"Why do you help them Tap? I mean you are betraying your own kind-your brothers."
"I used to be like you Jethro,arrogant and lazy,disrespectful and inconsiderate,but they trained me here and now i wouldn't have it any other way- I am much more content now."
Jethro pondered Tap's statement but couldn't imagine himself ever thinking that way.
"You'll find what I say is true Jethro,if you're prepared to listen and learn.If you're not prepared then you'll lose out Jethro-your Dorkville women are going to become much more demanding,you'll just get ignored if you don't play by their rules and you know you can't live without them."
"So what are they going to do with me now Tap?"
"I'm not sure jethro although i did hear you were going to be put on trial tomorrow night for being disrespectful."
Trial -what the.."
"So at this so called "trial" what happens?"
"The judge will sentence you-you'll get a punishment ,probably including a whipping and other stuff."
"Other stuff?"
"Yes,they might get you to wear women's clothing or a pigs head for a week or two,you might get a period in solitary,further regular whippings,they might put a gag on you so you can't talk. It all depends on what sort of mood the judge is in really."
"Anyway mate ,i better get going,i have some chores to finish,otherwise i'll be in trouble-seeya Jethro."
Jethro mumbled a feeble "bye".
Jethro spent most of the rest of the day in solitary. In the early evening a guardess arrived with some food and water,she took him from his cell,bound him to a whipping bench and gave him a sound beating with a cane.She made him thank her for it before returning him to his cell and leaving,turning off the light as she went to leave him in complete darkness.
Jethro slept surprisingly well considering and awoke with shafts of sunlight coming in to the dungeon. Soon a guardess arrived and told him he was to be put on trial that evening. She produced a court summons document and pointed out to him where he had to sign,Jethro marked the paper with a cross in the appropriate place.
An hour later another woman arrived who explained she was an educational supervisor.She tested him on basic arithmetic and literacy but she did not stay long as he failed to answer a single question correctly,as he failed on level 1 of the 5 level tests and did not progress on to the higher levels.
Later on ,about 2 hours before the trials were due to start a stunningly beautiful olive skinned guardess arrived ,and after making him kiss her boots,she led him leashed into the courtyard and walked him round a bit. One or two of the Ladies present showed a mild interest in him,asked him a few questions.One of them in particular took his leash from the guardess and made him kneel before her while she questioned him more closely.
"Well he's completely unskilled and completely out of condition but i suppose i might pay 5 dollars for him at the auctions-i need a general skivvy."
"5 dollars for that Liz,you gotta be joking-he's not worth the upkeep." All the Ladies laughed and poured scorn on Jethro.
"OK take him away " said the lady who had shown some interest"bye Jethro and good luck tonight -i hear the judge has a terrible headache lol."
After being allowed to shower and eat something the guardess returned to take Jethro to be prepared for his trial.He was led out to the trials area and strung up by his wrists,to wait there until he was called forward.There were 4 other men in the same predicament ,but they were under orders not to speak. As the time for the trials approached more and more Ladies arrived, some with their subs and came over to see who was on trial this evening and what crime they had commited.They examined the papers for each of the accused and looked disdainfully at them,telling them how ashamed they should be and how they deserved everything coming to them.
Finally the judge arrived with her attendants and all the seats were taken. The judge opened proceedings with a warm welcome to everyone,wishing them an enjoyable evening. The clerk to the court read out the names of the accused and then asked the guardesses to prepare the first defendant to be brought forward to kneel before the judge.
"Please bring forward Jethro Shippe" the clerk announced. Jethro was unhitched from the post and lowered to the ground and then dragged forward to be placed kneeling on the plinth facing the judge.The audience hushed as the judge prepared to speak,
"Jethro Shippe-you kneel here before me accused of showing gross disrespect and insolence to 2 maids and 3 guardesses here-how do you plead?"
Jethro shuddered ,eyes lowered,his trial was about to begin..
