Limericks by Bebop

There once was a Lady named LaBioch
Who may not go to rock gigs and mosh
But she'll party just as hard
In the Dominion yard
And still leave you thinking she's posh!

There once was a sub they called Doc
Who wears a hat, much unlike Ppock
It keeps his neck strong
When keeping it on
Because it is made out of rock

There once was a Lady named Eva
When she speaks you'd better believe her
As first lady she's boss
So don't make her cross
Just be nice and she's happy to meet ya!

There once was a sub called Jarrod
Who came down from space in a pod
His human disguise
Has fooled many eyes
But there's a radio built into his rod

There once was a Lady named Fallen
Who often finds some subs appalling
Now I won't name any names
Or show picture frames
But she'd love to give some subs a mauling

There once was a sub called Bebop
Who thinks his rhyming skills are tip-top
But everyone runs
From his horrible puns
And everyone wishes he'd stop