Saturday, February 9, 2013

Confession by BBDuncan


It was a lazy day on the sunny Carribean. The 10 passengers on the small pleasure Boat were awakened by the owner and Captain of the boat with a start. It seems a small boat full of Lovely Lady Pirates has decided to take his vessel and make it their own. As the Ladies close in on their prey they assail it with taunts and gunfire which rattles above the heads of the crew and passengers.

Fearing for his life and the safety of his passengers the cowardly Captain abruptly surrenders. The 5 ladies heave to and pull against the boat. "I am Red-Handed Jill" says the leader of this band of Pirates, "and I claim this boat for the FPoC."

"Who is the Ex-Captain of this boat?" she cries. The craven little Captain says in a voice soo meek "I am, your Ladiness."

Red Handed Jill notice other ladies among the passengers and decides to let them know their fate. "Ladies on this yacht fear not we are here to restore you to the position that was truly intended for the women of this world."

The first mate of the Pirates sniggers at some of the expressions of the male scum on deck. Jill notices, "Tell these vermin who you are and what their fate will be>"She says to her First Mate. "I am Green Eyed Sue and all you cowardly little wimps will become the servants for our Ladyhood." Speaks the First Mate.

One of the male passengers rises and decides he's not going to take this from these pirates. "You, and I use the word facetiously, ladies, are nothing more than deluded female scum....." and he screams as Sue pulls her whip from her belt and strikes him furiously with 3 quick strokes the last of which wraps around his hands as he tries to defend himself.

"I see we have a volunteer among us that chooses to play his role teaching you other scum what happens to those that fail to give good service to your superiors." says Jill. "Strip this thing and bind him to the mast naked." orders Jill to her crew. The man is quickly stripped and tied to a pole on the ship his fat ass sticking out for whatever punishment the righteous Ladies decide to dole out.

End Part 1

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