You're A Mean One by Owen

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originally: Saturday, December 18, 2010
revised: Saturday, December 7, 2013
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You're a mean one, Ms Clary...
You really are a thug!
You're as sadistic as a jailer, you're as addictive as a drug, Ms Clary,
You're probably listening to this and feeling pretty smug!

You're a monster, Miss Eva Eames...
Your men are only toys!
Your mind is full of floggers, woe to the naughty boys, Miss Eva Eames,
I would worry about each and every domme in your employ!

You're a keen one, Miss Fawna L...
You have razors in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a sadist versatile, Miss Fawna L,
Given a choice between you and Trials, the boys would go for Trials!

You're a dark one, Miss Tika T...
You're the queen of many hearts!
Your play is full of edges, you twist men like it's an art, Miss Tika T,
You're exactly the reason why the wit of boys departs!

You're a cruel one, Lady Z...
We really all agree!
You're a crooked, twisted thinker and you are going to be pleased, Lady Z,
Your soul is an amazing landscape of the most dangerous assortment of dark fantasies as anyone could imagine there could be!

You scare us ALL, Dominion Dommes...
It's really what I felt!
Your eyes are full of dark control, your voices can raise a welt, Dominion Dommes,
The three words that best describe how I reacted are as follow, and I quote,
"Kneeling, kneel, knelt!"