Saturday, August 22, 2009

The Slave Auction - Anonymous

The Slave Auction

Boy Number 1:
He'll always be at your command, 
Never stays out late at bars.
Likes a gentle word a firm hand,
Yes... but does he take it up the arse?

Boy Number 2:
He has a new outlook on life,
Much experience and many scars.
Done with conflict, done with strife,
Yes... but does he take it up the arse?

Boy Number 3:
He's enjoys being in stocks,
Into heavy metal guitars.
For you he'd cut off his long flowing locks,
Yes... but does he take it up the arse?

Boy Number 4:
He's given up cigarettes,
Given up cigars,
Never cusses or takes bets,
Yes... but does he take it up the arse?

Lady Number 1:
She is a beautiful Lady and a wonderful friend,
We're happy to say She is ours,
An auction is always enjoyable when She attends,
And She always wants to know.... does he take it up the arse?

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